That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe what just took place. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You more info won't believethe rest of the story!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?